Tuesday, July 25, 2017

SUBMARINE MOVIE CLICHES




A few years ago, I posted on submarine movie clichés.  Having watched seventeen sub movies in the last few weeks in preparation for my Submarine Movies Tournament, I think it makes sense to reassess the cliché hypothesis.  Here is the list of possible clichés I considered:

1.       There is command dysfunction aboard the boat.  Usually this is a power struggle between the skipper and his exec.
2.       The sub has to go below crush depth.  Usually this is to escape depth charges.  It is accompanied by leaks, rivets blowing, and/or creaking noises.
3.       Someone is left on deck when the sub is forced to crash dive.  Most likely this is the captain.
4.       The sub is sent on a special mission.  This usually interrupts the crew’s leave.
5.       The sub lands a shore party.  Usually to blow stuff up.
6.       To stop an intense depth charging, the sub releases oil, debris, and/or corpses to fool the tormentors into giving up.
7.       The captain is an Ahab-type who is obsessed with a great white whale of an objective.  Usually it is revenge for losing a previous boat.
8.       if it’s an American sub, there is a black mess mate on board.
9.       The sub is depth charged at least once.  Usually the depth charges are very accurate.
10.    The sub goes through a submarine net and/or a minefield.  Usually it gets through the net by following an enemy ship.  Usually it gets through the mine field by blind-ass luck.  If it goes through a mine field, usually a mine cable scrapes against the side of the boat.
11.    An emergency repair, medical operation, or unexploded bomb causes a crisis.  Usually the emergency repair requires the sacrifice of someone.
12.    If it’s an American sub in the Pacific in WWII, they listen to Tokyo Rose.
13.    The sub sinks a destroyer with a bow shot.
14.    There is a love triangle between two of the crew and a woman on shore.


Here are the movies that I examined:
A.  Sub Command
B.  We Dive at Dawn
C.  Torpedo Run
D.  Operation Petticoat
E.  Destination Tokyo
F.  Run Silent, Run Deep
G.  Above Us the Waves
H.  Operation Pacific
I.  Up Periscope
J.  Hellcats of the Navy
K.  Crash Dive
L.  Hell and High Water
M.  Das Boot
N.  The Hunt for Red October
O.  Crimson Tide
P.  U-571
Q.  The Enemy Below

Here are the results for each cliche:
1.       C, F, I, J, K, O, P  =  7
2.       M, P, Q  =  3
3.       A, F, H, I, J, P  =  6
4.       A, B, E, I, J, K, L, N, P  =  9
5.       A, B, E, I, J, K, L  =  7
6.       B, D, F, I, K, P  =  6
7.       C, F  =  2
8.       A, F, I, K, P, Q  =  6
9.       A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, P, Q  =  14
10.    A, B, C, E, G, J  =  6
11.    E, I, J, M, P  =  5
12.    D, E, F  =  3
13.    E, F, I, J, P  =  5
14.    H, K  =  2

Here are the results for each movie:
                A.  3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10  = 6
                B.  4, 5, 6, 9, 10  =  5
                C.  1, 7, 9, 10  =  4
                D.  6, 9, 12  =  3
                E.  4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  =  7
                F.  1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13  =  8
                G.  9, 10  =  2
                H.  3, 9  =  2
                I.  1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11, 13  =  9
                J.  1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 13  =  8
                K.  1, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 14  =  7
                L.  4, 5  =  2
                M.  2, 9, 11  =  3
                N.  4  =  1
                O.  1  =  1
                P.  1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 11, 13  =  9
                Q.  2, 8, 9  =  3

CONCLUSIONS: 
                1.  The most common cliché found in sub movies is the depth charging.  The second most common is the sub is sent on a special operation.
                2.  Possible clichés that can be removed from the list are going below hull crush depth, the captain being an Ahab, and the love triangle. 
                3.  The most cliché-ridden movies are “Up Periscope” and “U-571” with “U-571” being the worst offender because it came late in the subgenre. 

                4.  The most admirably cliché-resistant movie is “Das Boot”.  The other films that have a low number of clichés are not standard sub movies.

4 comments:

  1. U-571 was the WORST sub movie evah!!! LOL Everyone in the Pacific listened to Tokyo Rose if they could. She played great music. The cliche is she always mentions that specific boat. Better clarify number 14 to "love triangle with someone on shore included"...or this may become a "Love Boat" cliche. LOL

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    1. Thanks. I'll fix #14 so people can turn their imaginations off.

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  2. You should also watch "Submarine X-1" starring James Caan. It has I believe most of those cliches.

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