Saturday, March 14, 2026

Flying Tigers (1943)

 


 

               “Flying Tigers” was John Wayne’s first war film.  As is well known, Wayne did not serve in the military in WWII.  This movie is part of the argument that he better served his country by making “flagwaving” films like this one.  Since it is unlikely that the uniformed Wayne would have killed as many Japanese in reality as compared to the celluloid hero, let’s concede the argument.  The fact that the movie was made in 1943 means that there were technical constraints on the effects and which impacted a script with the requisite propaganda themes.  The movie is meant to be a tribute to the American Volunteer Group (popularly known as the “Flying Tigers”) and leads off with a testimonial by Chiang Kai-shek.  The plot is basically the story of the leader of the unit (Wayne as Jim Gordon) and a hot shot jerk named Woody (John Carroll).  Gordon is the empathetic head pilot who takes in black sheep pilots to shoot down Japanese planes for the saintly (but hickish) Chinese people.  Woody is a wolf who makes no secret that he is in it just for the bounty money given for each kill.  He says “get out your checkbook, General” when he shoots down a Zero.  There is a love triangle involving a nurse named Brook (Anna Lee).  Woody wears out his charming roguishness when he contributes to the downing and subsequent strafing while parachuting death of the beloved exec “Hap” (Phil Kelly).  He does get a chance to redeem himself at the end and the love triangle conundrum is solved via subtraction.

               “Flying Tigers” was a big hit in a country that was craving Japanese ass-kicking.  People had heard of the famous unit already, but if they were hoping for a history lesson they were disappointed.  None of the characters were based on real people.  The only thing the movie gets right is the fact that the pilots were paid a bounty for each kill.  The biggest boner is having the unit earning those bounties before Pearl Harbor.  In reality, the AVG did not go into action until after Pearl Harbor.  The other departure from reality is in the air combat depicted in the movie.  That can partly be blamed on the available technology.  The effects make heavy use of models (P-40 Warhawks) and footage (including Japanese newsreels to show the effects of bombings).  Although the movie was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Effects, it looks decidedly quaint.  There are three ways to go in dogfight movies:  the use of models, the use of actual planes to reenact, and the use of CGI.  The use of models can be pulled off if you are making “Star Wars”, but in this case it just looks like models.  Plus models pre-Star Wars often defy the realities of physics and look foolish doing so.  “Flying Tigers” also falls into the Old School of showing dogfights via cockpit shots and machine guns blazing.  Any plane shot at goes down and usually with the bullet ridden body of the pilot on board (unless you want to reenact the dastardly strafing of an American pilot early in the war).

               “Flying Tigers” is patriotic bull shit, but it is not painful to watch.  The acting is good.  Wayne is Wayne, as usual.  Carroll gets the meaty role and digs his teeth into it.  The character is not two-dimensional and although quite a cad, he has some redeeming qualities.  Anna Lee is lovely and can actually act a bit (usually not a requirement in movies like this).  The plot is very predictable, but what do you expect from a 1943 movie?  I could say the same for the dogfighting scenes, but they were done much better by movies pre-1940s.

 

GRADE  =  C



Tuesday, March 10, 2026

War Machine (2026)


            “War Machine” is a new Netflix offering. It is not to be confused with “War Machine” (2017), another Netflix war movie. The similarities end with the name. 2017 is a satire of the war effort in Afghanistan, 2026 is an action movie with nothing to say about anything. You know the type. While 2017 is clearly a war movie, 2026 is more arguable. I would say it is a war movie. It involves Army Rangers taking on a badass alien robot. However, it fits well into the action and sci-fi genres. The reason this is important is I am reviewing it as a war movie. The grade I give it might be different if I was reviewing it as an action or sci-fi flick. The film was co-written, co-produced, and directed by Patrick Hughes (“Expendables 3”). It stars Alan Ritchson. He did most of his stunts, including his breath under water for two minutes.

            The movie begins in Afghanistan. A staff sergeant (Ritchson) is reunited with his brother who is trying to repair a vehicle in his convoy. The stationary convoy is ambushed and massacred. Every soldier is killed except the brothers. If you want to call it a war movie, the fact that there are no wounded (other than the brothers) certainly fits combat in 90% of war movies. When our hero recovers from his leg wound, he decides to join the Rangers. He does not fit in well because he is older and is made of muscles. He is a loner and thus not leadership material. The movie will fix that.

            The first half of the film covers the training. This should help Ranger recruiting as the movie is its “Top Gun”.  It skips the haircutting trope, but the rest is fairly standard. This is Ranger training, so it is a tutorial. Since boot camp sequences are pretty common in war movies, you won’t see much you haven’t seen before. However, I did mention Ritchson (who is simply called 81) held his breath for two minutes walking the bottom of a pool with weights. This feat of he-manship almost gets him bounced. He gets a second chance to prove he’s a leader. He and the surviving trainees are sent on a mock mission to destroy a downed aircraft and rescue the pilot. They are about to find out why the film threw in a brief reference to an asteroid. They encounter the titular alien. It is a combination predator/transformer. They and the audience believe the machine is hunting them. And they have as much chance as a deer against a human hunter. Before you say “But the deer has no gun”, neither do they since it’s a training activity. They eventually arm up, but that alien is dynamite! It is far from a fair fight. Blanks were just as effective as real bullets. They sure try hard and there are several amped up scenes to satisfy action junkies. There is even a chase involving a Stryker combat vehicle. The only thing in their favor is they have 81, so you know who is going to win. The plot deals with who dies when and how and how many will make it to 81’s medal ceremony. Unlike the Afghanistan scene, there are wounded men. It’s hard to remain unwounded when you roll down a cliff ala “Lone Survivor”. When 81 hits a boulder, it’s the boulder that is wounded. Speaking of wounded, the small (and getting smaller) group is toting a wounded man on a stretcher. If you think he is going to die, you don’t understand how war movie redemption works. The mystery is how will the alien be defeated. Will it be germs or a virus put in its computer or 81 covering himself in mud?

            I do not read other critics’ reviews before writing mine. But I did see several headlines that found the movie entertaining in a gonzo way. However, this is a war movie, so I hold it to higher standards of realism. I know you are wondering why a movie about an alien war machine must be realistic. Let’s just say I wanted the movie to not be silly. It failed in that respect. 81 is a battle-scarred veteran and yet he outdoes all the other trainees. He easily beats them in a run up a mountain in full gear… with a bum leg! Because he’s the hero. And of course the hero has to duel with the villain in the last act. Until that scene, the machine is invulnerable. There is no way any of the trainees should have lasted more than five minutes. But that would not have allowed for the whittling down process common in small unit movies. Few will be around for the crescendo of cheesiness at the end. This is when we find out there will be a sequel.

            The movie is full of cliches. At one point, the men are in a raging river and go over a waterfall. (We don’t learn how the machine crossed the river, by the way.) The redemption theme is hammered. Take a drink every time 81 says he has to “get across that finish line”. Ritchson is a candidate for taking over Arnold Schwarzenegger’s crown. I have no idea how the Army found a uniform to fit him. He’s a hulk and acts like one. He’s not a bad actor and he does have charisma. But he matches the war machine in emotive ability. You might think his muscles are computer generated. There is no doubt the machine is CGI and it well-done. Not surprising since Hollywood has perfected robots. When you look at my grade, I want you to factor in that I cannot recall a single female in the film. Secretary of War Hegseth approves. (I checked the cast list and 122 is a female, but obviously she made little impression and did not make the cut.)

            If you are reading this review and have not seen the movie, I strongly recommend you view it as an action or sci-fi movie. And turn off your brain.

GRADE  =  C-   


     

 

 

           

Monday, March 9, 2026

Hell to Eternity (1960)

 

               “Hell to Eternity” is a biopic of Guy Babaldon. He was a Marine who was awarded the Navy Cross for his bravery during the invasion of Saipan in WWII. It was directed by Phil Karlson (“Hornet’s Nest”). He was able to film on Okinawa.  It cost $800,000 and made about $2,800,000. 

               Guy (Jeffrey Hunter) is a juvenile delinquent and a bad-ass in high school. His dad is dead and his mom is in the hospital. His PE teacher takes him in. Guy, who is Hispanic, is adopted by the teacher’s  Nisei family. Ten years later, after Pearl Harbor, the father and mother are relocated to an internment camp. His two adoptive brothers enlist in the famous 442nd Regimental Combat Team. Guy enlists in the Marines. Because he learned Japanese from the family, he becomes an interpreter. He bonds with Staff Sergeant Bill Hazen (David Janssen). They land as part of the first wave on the island of Saipan. His job is to coax Japanese soldiers and civilians into coming out of their hiding places, like caves. The death of a close friend snaps Guy and he becomes a Rambo. (The scene is reminiscent of Audie Murphy in “To Hell and Back” when his best friend is killed.)

               Although “Hell to Eternity” is a biopic, but it is closer to a standard WWII in the Pacific war movie. There is plenty of action on the island which is good because it takes the movie a boring while to get there. There is a particularly bad scene where Guy woos a woman in a bar, just so she can appear on the movie poster. The movie drops her like a hot potato and suddenly Guy is on Saipan. In spite of the availability of 500 Marines from a nearby camp and a lot of Japanese veterans, the beach assault is small scale and unrealistic. The veterans are used in a daylight banzai charge. The Marines charge out to meet them in no man’s land! Marines aren’t cowards that stay in their fox holes to mow Japanese exposing themselves to their firepower. At least, that’s what the movie wants you to think.  We get a chaotic melee with poorly choreographed hip-shooting and hand-to-hand fighting. It’s laughable and very inauthentic when it comes to tactics. The battlefield is left with dead bodies aplenty. Of course, no one is wounded. Now it’s time for Guy to do his job. There is a montage of him talking Japanese out of caves. It’s all so easy. No Japanese soldier refuses to surrender. This all changes after his buddy is killed. Now Guy shoots surrendering Japanese, until he gets a letter from his adoptive mother. He snaps back in time to negotiate with the Japanese commanding general. The campaign on Saipan is rife with silliness. Since the movie was released in 1960, American cinema was in its “Japan was a respected foe” phase. Its soldiers are not depicted as fanatical in this movie. And Americans are shown treating prisoners fairly. Well, most of the time.

               The cast is average and benefits from Jeffrey Hunter (who was an underrated actor) and David Janssen. The cinematography and score are ordinary. It’s just a typical B-movie. It was entertaining back in its day, but for most discerning war movie lovers today, it is too long and it is unrealistic. It insulted my intelligence, but I don’t think you need to be knowledgeable about the war in the Pacific to know that the combat is silly. Try watching this after the Peleliu scenes in “The Pacific” limited series. The gulf in quality and realism is huge.

               HISTORICAL ACCURACY:  The movie is pretty accurate. Gabaldon was in a gang in high school His life turned aroune when he went to live with the Nakanos. He learned to speak Japanese. When the family was relocated, he moved to Alaska to work in a cannery. When he reached age 17, he enlisted in the Marines. He went through basic training and was designated an interpreter. On the first night, Guy went out on his own to bring in prisoners. He was threatened with court martial for leaving his post without leave. But he kept going out. Sometimes he shot the guards and then talked the soldiers and civilians into coming out of the cave. He became known as the “Pied Piper of Saipan”. July 7 marked the largest banzai attack of the war.  On July 8, 1943, Gabaldon talked to a Japanese officers and convinced them the battle was over and he should surrender. Around 800 Japanese came in. He was credited with 1,500 on both Saipan and Tinian. (There has been  some disputing of his record and some argue that he was a self-promoter.)  I found no reference to his cracking and killing a lot of Japanese. Guy Gabaldon was the technical adviser on the film (and later named one of his kids after Jeffrey Hunter).  He did not put a stop to the sequence where he became a mass-killer.

 

GRADE  =  C-


Tuesday, February 24, 2026

A Hill in Korea (1956)


               “A Hill in Korea” (“Hell in Korea” in American theaters) is the first British film set in the Korean War. It was based on the novel by Max Catto (“Murphey's War”). He was inspired by a true incident in the war. The movie has a cast of recognizable British thespians, including Michael Caine in his first credited film role (eight years before “Zulu”, his third film). Caine was a veteran of the Korean War and saw Chinese hordes up close and personal. He was a conscript or as they were called in Great Britain, a “National Serviceman”. Most of the characters in the unit are these soldiers famously known for being old enough to fight, but not to vote. He remembered his performance in the film with self-deprecating humor. He said he had only eight lines and screwed up six of them. Being the only Korean War veteran in the cast, he tried to be an unofficial technical adviser, with no success. He pointed out that a patrol would have been more spread out, but was informed the camera could not cover a wide formation. His suggestion that officers would not have worn insignia that identified them as targets was ignored for obvious reasons. He did not bother to point out that Portugal looked nothing like Korea because he wanted to go on location there.

               The movie is set in May, 1951 during the period when the United Nations forces are dealing with Chinese offensives. A British patrol of 17 men is trying to avoid being cut off by Chinese forces. It is obvious from the start that the movie will fit squarely in the “who will survive?” subgenre. The whittling begins immediately with one of the men dying from a booby trap. Other deaths will be from a grenade, a minor scratch, falling rubble, sniper, friendly bombs, and a suicide attack. Sadly, one of the first deaths is Robert Shaw as Lance Cpl. Hodge. Green Lt. Butler (George Baker) leads the unit with help from Sgt. Payne (Harry Andrews).  The patrol is going to have to fight its way just to get to its Alamo which is a temple on a hill. There are plenty of “gooks” or “chinks” to slaughter.

               “A Hill in Korea” benefits from a good cast without a lot of stereotypes. You do get the unseasoned leader who grows into the job with the help of his sergeant, but there is little dysfunction over his leadership. One of the men is a coward who gets redemption. Stanley Baker plays his usual hard-ass. The deaths are not predictable and there is a variety, although some are unrealistic. One stands out. They get bombed by American planes! You don’t expect friendly fire in a movie like this.

               The action is as close to combat porn as you could expect from a 1956 British war movie. And this was eight years before “Zulu”. The Chinese are depicted as savages similar to the Zulus or Indians in old westerns. Only worse, they are commies! Watching this film gives you a clear idea of how China was viewed in the 1950s. Michael Caine did not try to correct that facet of the film. In a biography, he mentioned that he was sympathetic toward communism until he fought in Korea where he encountered the brainless attacks by indoctrinated Chinese. He must have agreed with quotes like “They seem to want to die.” Or:  “Chinks don’t know the joys of living so they fight like it’s a joy to die.” However, it is a fact that the Chinese did use frontal attacks that led to heavy casualties. The movie is one of the more realistic Korean War movies in its depiction of combat. The Chinese use bugles and whistles to signal attacks. The Brits respond with Bren machine guns and they do reload. They put out aircraft recognition panels, although that doesn’t work in one occasion. They use covering fire to get a bazooka close enough to take out a tank.

               “A Hill in Korea” is one of the better Korean War b-movies. It is noteworthy as one of the few British movies set in the war. Americans should watch it as a reminder that the Brits did help us in the war, including young British who were drafted to help us save South Korea. You might want to note that they did not do the same thing in Vietnam. Because of this movie?

GRADE  =  B