Sunday, November 8, 2026

JIMMY (2026)


            “Jimmy” is a biopic of Jimmy Stewart that focuses on his role in WWII. It was directed by Aaron Burns who is noted for his faith-based films. It cost $14 million. The movie features a cameo from Karolyn Grimes who played Zuzu Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life.” One of the executive producers was Stewart’s daughter Kelly Stewart Harcourt. She also has a cameo. Her involvement means the family was pleased with the film. And not upset with the historical license.

            The film is bookended by the making of “It’s a Wonderful Life”. Five years earlier, Jimmy Stewart (KJ Apa) is coming off a Best Actor Oscar for “The Philadelphia Story”. He receives a draft notice and when he informs Louis B. Mayer (Jason Alexander) of MGM, Mayer tells his moneymaker that he’ll take care of it. Surprise, Jimmy wants to serve. He enlists in the Army Air Corps as a B-24 Liberator bomber pilot. The movie foregoes the traditional training sequence and sends Stewart’s bomber group across the Atlantic to Great Britain. They lose a bomber to enemy fire during the trip. Danger established. On his first mission, his bomber is hit by flak, but Jimmy pulls it out of a death dive and resumes his position in the formation. This is a clue that the screenwriter is going to be using the historical license excuse.

            Stewart will end up flying 20 missions, but the movie covers only a few. This is because it has to find time for Jimmy’s romance with an upper-class British woman. Julia (Kara Kilmer) will have to deal with her beau’s increasing PTSD. Jimmy returns home in 1945 and is not mentally ready to return to acting. His friend, director Frank Kapra (Max Casella) talks him into making “It’s a Wonderful Life”. It’s not going to be like get back  on a bike.

            Two minutes into the movie, I wrote in my notes “hokey?” The next two hours proved the answer to that question was a resounding “yes!” However, I don’t think that will be a dealbreaker for most people who go to see this movie. BTW based on the audience I saw it with, those people will be mostly the elderly. I am in that demographic, but I am also a hardcore war movie fanatic. So, if you are reading this review, I feel you will probably find it hokey. For instance, when Jimmy’s co-pilot shows him a picture of his girlfriend, I don’t think many of my fellow audience members knew he was dead meat. But all my readers will know it. I don’t know if the screenwriter doesn’t know this cliché or he didn’t think his core audience would know it. And part of the hokeyness are the religious moments in the film. The movie does not jam Christianity down the viewers’ throats, but it is not subtle either.

            Jimmy Stewart is one of my favorite actors and he is one of my favorite historical figures. And not to overuse the word hokey, it does fit his personality and many of the characters he played. Apa does a good job impersonating him. If you haven’t seen many of Stewart’s movies, you might find the performance to be a bit hammy. It doesn’t help that the rest of the cast thinks they are in a play. Alexander plays the caricature of a villainous Hollywood studio boss. Rob Riggle is wooden as the gruff bomber boss. Stewart’s crew is all “aww shucks”. It was a poor decision to use Hedda Hopper, the gossip columnist, as a framing device. Her appearances in the narrative are annoying.

            The film suffers from one of the biggest problems of the series “Masters of the Air”. There is not enough time spent on missions. There is just enough to show that the CGI is average and not distractingly bad. The interior scenes in the bomber are embarrassingly unrealistic. There is little that will inform you about the air war. There is one poignant loss, but the movie only implies the high level of losses by having a pilot complain that nobody cares. Instead of the more obvious “how the hell do they expect us to get to 30 missions?!” Jimmy certainly cares. Too much, as Patton would have sniffed. He ends up with justifiable PTSD which creates the template for the postwar scenes. This is a bit trite, but does accurately reflect Stewart’s rough road after the war.

            A movie like “Jimmy” has to be judged partly on its adherence to history and realism. I read a book about Stewart’s WWII experiences, but that was year’s ago so I was not sure what parts were accurate. “Jimmy” is the kind of movie where I am watching and constantly saying to myself, “That can’t possibly be true.” I’m often surprised that some of the most unlikely plot developments are actually true. This is not the case in this movie. However, if you want to see the movie, don’t read beyond this point and don’t look at the grade because it is one letter lower because of veracity problems (as are pointed out in the historical accuracy section below).

            “Jimmy” is the kind of old school Hollywood film (actually closer to a Hallmark movie) that critics will sneer at but audiences will enjoy. It’s the only movie we will get about the most heroic actor that served in WWII so it will have to do. And if it gets people to dust off some of his movies that will be great because he is on the Mount Rushmore of American male actors.

 

GRADE  =  C-

 

HISTORICAL ACCURACY:  Louis B. Mayer did try to dissuade Stewart from enlisting and although the movie makes him into a villain, he certainly was right as far as MGM was concerned. Compare Stewart to other stars, like John Wayne, who dodged service for legitimate reasons. Stewart’s service is close to Clark Gable’s with Gable flying a few missions as a gunner, but mostly making films for the military. Stewart’s best friend, Henry Fonda, also enlisted and served in the Navy. Stewart was the earliest big star to enlist and significantly did it 8 months before Pearl Harbor. The film oddly does not cover the lengths Stewart went to get in. He failed the first physical because he was underweight at 6’3”, but only 138 pounds. He had to eat a special diet to get to the weight for the second attempt. The movie does not indicate that he was an accomplished pilot already. He spent the first year making films, including “Winning Your Wings” which is mentioned in the movie. He also trained other pilots. He pushed hard for an overseas assignment which definitely showed he was a patriot. No bombers were lost on the transatlantic trip. The movie bizarrely describes the trip as “over the German-controlled North Atlantic”. The implication that a bomber was shot down by a u-boat is laughable. The first mission was to a u-boat facility, but the damaging of his bomber and rejoining the formation did not happen. He did have a mission where they had engine trouble and had to return to base. The bomber that took its place as leader was shot down with the loss of the crew. Stewart suffered from survivor’s guilt which contributed to his PTSD.  The mission where he tried to convince another squadron that it was taking the wrong route is the closest the movie comes to the truth. Stewart did make the decision to follow with his squadron to support the idiot who was way off in his navigation. They did pass over Paris. This was the mission which earned him the Distinguished Flying Cross. He did get promoted to Major and then Colonel, making him a very rare private to colonel in four years. The crew was fictionalized. He did not have a set bomber or crew. He flew on various bombers, often as mission leader in the co-pilot’s chair. There was no incident where a bomber he had flown in crashed when he had not been able to pilot it. There was an incident where his flight engineer went AWOL, so his bomber had to stay home. The bomber that took its place was shot down. This was additional survivor’s guilt. The movie has Stewart waiting for his bomber to come back. It would have been more appropriate to stick to the truth of the stressful times Stewart waited for his group to return. In one raid, the group lost 13 of 25  bombers. He did have a mission where flak blew a hole in the floor of the cockpit. When he returned to America, he did go through a time when he thought about giving up Hollywood to work in his father’s store. It is true that Frank Capra (who spent the war making the acclaimed “Why We Fight” documentaries) convinced him to make “It’s a Wonderful Life”. It was both their first films after the war. The movie correctly mentions that the movie was not a hit. Stewart did have a tough time making the film and he did channel some of his PTSD into his best performance. He received an Oscar nomination for it.

            The movie lays religion on a bit thick, but it is true that Stewart was a religious man. His father did give him a pocket Bible/Psalms. As far as his romances, he did not propose to Ginger Rogers. They had dated a while, but that was in 1935. The Julia character stands in for the mysterious British woman who he dated for a while. He never revealed who she was.






Friday, November 6, 2026

PRIMITIVE WAR (2025)

 

            “Primitive War’ is a war horror movie directed by Luke Sparke. He brought Ethan Peltus’ novel Primitive War: Opiate Undertow to the screen. He ended up co-producing it because the Hollywood studios did not want to back a Jurassic Park clone. Sparke had to raise the money himself. The picture had a $7 million budget, but made only $1.2 million at the box office. A sequel is being planned for 2027.

            The movie is set in Vietnam in 1968. It opens with an American Green Beret squad being wiped out on a dark and stormy night by dinosaurs.  Col. Jericho (Jeremy Piven) calls upon a LRRP (long range patrol) unit to locate the Green Berets. They, of course, are not aware they will be encountering dinosaurs. They are cocky and unconcerned. It will be a piece of cake. Too bad “Predator” had not come out yet. The team is led by Sgt. Baker (Ryan Kwanten) and has seven members. They are dropped off in the jungle by Huey helicopters. Soon after, they find a giant animal footprint, a giant feather, and a huge pile of shit. Hmm. Perhaps there is more than Viet Cong and North Vietnamese in the jungle. Actually, there is dinosaurs, but also a Soviet group tracking them. It is led by Gen. Borodin (Jeremy Taylor). He is in Vietnam heading a project to create a particle collider that will transport Soviet soldiers to anywhere in the world. Guess what it accidentally transported from the distant past. In case you are interested in the science behind this, it's called "deextinction". I doubt they had a scientific advisor on set. Baker and his boys find out about this nefarious project from a sexy Soviet paleontologist named Sofia (Tricia Helfer, using an atrocious Russian accent). She has this funny notion that they should shut down the project in order to save the world. What ensues is a lot of running through the jungle (some of it to the Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Run Through the Jungle"). The Vulture Squad has to escape dinosaurs and firefights with the commies. If you think most of Baker’s squad will survive, you haven’t seen movies like this. Imagine “The Dirty Dozen” with dinosaurs.

            This is a fun movie. If you like dinosaurs, Cold War good versus evil, and gore. Lots of gore. Considering its low budget, the CGi dinosaurs are amazing. 32 years after “Jurassic Park” awed us, a dinosaur-loving director can make a low budget movie which has dinosaurs that look as realistic as a movie that had a $60 million budget. There are a variety of dinosaurs including Utahraptors, Tyrannus Rex’s, Brontosaurus’ and Pterodactyls. The movie does feel like it was shot in Jurassic Park.

            There is not much character development, other than Baker and Sofia. The squad is a typically heterogenous cinematic unit. The men are all cliches. The wiseass, the stressed out, the black with a machete, the fucking new guy. Baker is stereotyped, but he is well-played by Kwanton. He and Helfer have some chemistry. Their relationship breaks no new ground as the two start off disliking each other. This will change, of course. The rest of the cast is competent. Oddly, the weak link is Piven.

            The movie is chock full of action which builds to a final ten minutes of mayhem. Unlike “Jurassic Park”, it is not for children. The violence is bloody. It borders on combat porn, but at least each of the main character deaths are varied. Kudos to the screenwriters for being creative. Some of the action is pumped up by some classic hits like “Fortunate Son” (over the opening credits) “Time Has Come Today”. “Revolution Road”, and “Give Me Some Lovin’”.

            “Primitive War” is one of the better war horror movies. It was not on my list of the ten best , but that was because I had not seen it at the time. I would put it at around #5 on an updated list. It is better than it has any reason to be. Don’t expect anything new if you have seen a few “rescue behind the lines” movies. Throwing in realistic looking dinosaur separates it from all the other movies in that subgenre.

GRADE  =  B



Friday, October 30, 2026

WAR HORROR MOVIE: Under the Shadow (2016)

 

            “Under the Shadow” is a Persian language film that was produced by Qatar, Jordan, and the UK. It was directed by Babak Anvari in his debut. It was filmed in Jordan. The movie has a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. It was nominated for a BAFTA for Outstanding British Film of the Year.

            The war is set during the War of the Cities in the Iran-Iraq War. This was the series of military attacks by Iraq on Iranian cities to try to lower morale. Shideh (Narges Rashidi) is the wife of a man who has been called up for military service. He wants her to take their daughter Dorsa to live with his parents. She refuses, which you can probably guess is a big mistake. Shideh has been blackballed for leftist leaning. She has been kicked out of medical school. Wow, caught between Saddam’s bombs and her own government’s secret police. That’s the least of their worries because there is an evil spirit in their apartment building. the spirit is a djinn which is a from Arabic mythology. They can be either positive or negative. Guess which one this one is.

            Well, I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree with the critics on this one. First of all, this is not a scary movie. It takes a long time for the ghost to show up and when it does, it is nothing special. It is unclear what the spirit wants. The effects are not worthy of a supposedly great horror movie. The spirit is not creepy. There is no gore, in case you are wondering if that is why it is considered a horror movie. On the plus side, the acting is good, especially by Avin Manshadi as Dorsa.

            Since the movie is not clearly a war movie, I certainly would not recommend it to war movie lovers. However, you might want to watch it to determine whether me or the experts are correct. Maybe I am wrong. Let me know.

            GRADE = D




Monday, October 26, 2026

WAR HORROR MOVIE: Dead Snow (2009)

 

               “Dead Snow” is a Norwegian film directed by Tommy Wirkola. He co-wrote the screenplay. When he was developing a script he asked the question “What’s more evil than zombies?” His answer was Nazi-zombies. He put himself in the movie as one of the zombies.

            The movie opens with the Nutcracker Suite over the credits. Humor established. A young woman is chased through a snowy wilderness and it does not end well. Four guys and three gals are on Easter vacation which they plan to spend doing young adult stuff at a lone cabin without cell phone coverage. You’ve seen this scenario before. And these characters. The males are a hunk, a fat class clown, a nerd, and a sex maniac. The fat guy supposedly is a horror movie fanatic and yet the situation does not cause him any foreboding. Those are just movies, right? A grizzled old coot shows up to tell them the tale of a German occupiers in WWII who were uber Nazi war criminals that were chased into the wilderness at the end of the war. They left with a lot of loot. Naturally, our septet is unimpressed with the legend. What do they need to worry about, they are in a cabin with doors that lock. Unlike their tale-teller who is camping out in a tent. Warn yourself, buddy. The zombies need a reason to target the springbreakers. Oops, they discover a treasure box of gold coins and jewelry. They can pay off their enormous student debt. If they live to spend it.

            Let the whittling begin. Who will survive? It’s not who, it’s how. Keep telling yourself the deaths are supposed to be humorous. It will make the movie more entertaining. The Nazi bait go through the standard cabin assault, but it then puts them outside in several groups. Surprisingly, although the cabin scenes are at night, the rest of the mayhem occurs in daylight.The film intercuts between the groups. There will be a lot of running through the snow. And a lot of red snow. As in every good slasher film, the killing escalates with a variety of gore. No death is the same. Much of it tongue in cheek. If you laugh at a woman hanging over a cliff grasping the entrail of a zombie, this movie is for you. Or if you like a showdown between zombies and three dudes wielding a sledgehammer, chain saw, and a machine gun mounted on a snowmobile. All in good fun.

            “Dead Snow” is a fun movie, if you can stomach it. It is very gory, but it ramps up gradually so you can adjust. Or so you can anticipate the next hilarious death. There is a high corpse count as there are plenty of Nazis and they are relatively easy to kill. Since they are not traditional zombies, you don’t need only head shots. They are actually zombie draug. A draug was a Norse mythological undead who guarded a treasure. Oddly, the movie mentions the “don’t get bitten” rule, but then it does not enforce it. We don’t learn how the Nazis became zombies.

            The movie is competently done. It does not have a low budget feel, although it did have a low budget. The makeup people did a great job on the zombies. They look ghoulish. And a shout-out to whoever was in charge of the gore effects. The non-ghoul actors are fine. Although stereotypes, the characters are appealing. If not for the humorous vibe, the deaths would be wrenching. None of them deserve to die. Even the pair who have sex in an outhouse. Instead it’s “ha ha”, did you see that guy get torn apart by zombies?! I watched a subtitled version, but it seems to have a kick-ass soundtrack of Nordic rock.

            If you want a good scare to get you ready for Halloween, this movie will not get your heart racing. There is only one jump scare, but seven laugh out loud moments. Hope you hate yourself for laughing.

GRADE  =  B