I don’t recognize
any of these actors. One of the
screenwriters is a woman. It is
dedicated to “the heroes of the U.S. and Philippine armed forces.” It’s Dec. 6, 1941 in the Philippines. Dr. Royce (a woman doctor!) arrives with a black mammy. Her boyfriend Dr. Jan looks old enough to be
her father. He’s not the marrying
type. He brings up a love rival named
Michael to put her off – fail. There is continuous terribly sappy music. Royce and Jan get married and live happily
never after. The Jap bastards bomb the
wedding ceremony! Mammy gets killed –
there goes the comic relief. Royce and
Jan embark on a 600 mile trek to Manila.
Along the way, they have several encounters with Japanese soldiers on
sound stages. Suddenly they are at
Corregidor. Michael is already
there. He’s a doctor, too. Now our love triangle is in place. The Japanese air force is continually bombing
them. Lots of close-ups of their pilots. Wide variety of planes in the footage. We are introduced to another couple – nurse
Dutch and soldier Pinky. Pinky and Sarge
are on the front line. Sarge picks up
the torch of comic relief. Lame soldier
banter. Almost every scene has two
people talking. The Japanese land and
there is a big battle with the Japs shooting from the hip. Bayonet melee. Attack repelled. Dutch is wounded and she and Pinky are
married. Surprise – no kiss. Jan tries to get Michael and Royce
together. He gives a speech about life,
liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Chuck dies. Naval bombardment and
landing craft. Similar battle. Sarge uses a bolo. Some hilarious deaths. Music blaring. Jan is wounded while operating and dies. This simplifies things. Royce is ordered to
leave with the other women. She doesn’t
want to go, but Michael insists. They
kiss. Pinky shoots down a Jap plane, but
is killed in the process. The final
assault. Lots of explosions. We lose.
But we’ll be back!
This movie is
definitely a curio. It’s an Old School
B-war movie. The acting is bad,
especially the no name who plays Jan.
The music is relentless. The love
triangle is weird with Jan being extremely tolerant. The dialogue is surprisingly not terrible,
just boring. This is a noisy movie with
high volume sound effects. There are no
derogatory Japanese references and the enemy are not demonized. The movie is not laughably bad, which is a
problem because at least then it would have been entertaining.
GRADE = F
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