“Alien Outpost” (also known as
“Outpost 37”) is a sci-fi war movie. It
supposedly was released to theaters in 2014.
I assume that refers to the few remaining drive-in movie theaters. The movie was directed by Jabbar
Raisani. If Donald Trump has his way, we
won’t be seeing any more movies from him. On second thought, this might be one of Trump's favorite movies.
Someone likened it to a combination of “Restrepo” and “Starship
Troopers”. It is part of the found
footage subgenre as two journalists are embedded with a platoon.
The movie is set in the year
2033. This is twelve years after Earth
was invaded by aliens called “Heavies”.
Title cards tell us Earth got its act together by abandoning the United
Nations concept and substituting a military alliance that evicted the main
Heavy force. A sizable number of alien
soldiers were left behind causing the USDF to maintain outposts to hunt them
down. At this point, most of the
outposts have been abandoned for lack of targets. Outpost 37 is on the Afghan-Pakistani border
where there is still alien contact. The
defenders are underappreciated and the arrival of the documentarians will
hopefully fix this. The outpost has the
task of not only dealing with Heavies, but also the local jihadists. That’s right – even eighteen years from now,
they still hate us! The two journalists
arrive with three replacements who are immediately pranked so we know the movie
will have some soldier life as a theme.
The CO is no nonsense and insists the reporters be armed with pistols.
There are no noncombatants at this site.
The movie mixes found footage
through the lens of the documentary and interviews with the soldiers (some of
them after the event). The interviews
allow for flashbacks to previous events involving the outpost. The movie is not simply an Alamo
wannabe. The plot is fairly
complicated. One strand involves their
apparently loyal interpreter named Saleem and another involves the rescue of a
captured soldier named North. Both of
these lead to the big reveal that the Heavies are implanting mind control
devices in the locals. This explains the
sudden uptick in attacks. This allows
Raisani to stage two wild fire fights (with nary a scratch to the good
guys). In spite of the Heavy/jihadist
poor marksmanship, the camp needs to be abandoned. On the plus side, it has to be blown up with
extreme prejudice, of course. Instead of
hightailing it, they disobey orders and go to check out a mysterious site. It turns out that the Heavies have built a
device to weaken Earth’s satellite-based defense system to allow a renewed
invasion. The device must be
destroyed. And we need another kick-ass
fire fight and we need to get one of the cameramen killed. Check, check, and check.
Heavy, dude. |
“Alien Outpost” is not as bad as
you would expect. I’m not implying that
it is in a league with “Restrepo” or “Starship Troopers”, but it’s a nice
little time waster. It does suffer from
its low budget. I would not be surprised
if “Restrepo” had a higher budget.
“Restrepo” certainly had better acting.
However, the cast of “Alien Outpost” does a fair impression of real
soldiers. The soldier vibe is realistic. The lingo is not forced. The interiors are authentic and appear to
have been influenced by “Restrepo”. The
hazing of the new guys is true to form and we can assume that type of thing
will still be occurring eighteen years from now. What I cannot see happening eighteen years
from now is our soldiers using current day weapons. The only sop the movie makes on this
anachronism is lipping that they have developed a special bullet within a
bullet that can penetrate Heavy armor.
It is depicted as a .50 caliber round, but apparently can be fired from
any firearm, including pistols! For a
low budget film, the effects are pretty good.
The Heavies are cool, but naturally we don’t see a lot of them. They reminded me of the aliens in “District
Nine”. The effects are surprisingly good
which means the combat is visceral and there is a lot of it. The tactics are fine with covering fire and
flanking. Movies like this usually don’t
go to the trouble.
It’s hard to say if “Alien
Outpost” had any other goal than kick-ass entertainment for fourteen year old boys. It might be making a statement
about the current war on terrorism I suppose.
The outpost is undermanned, underfunded, and underappreciated. Current soldiers in Afghanistan can relate to
that. Another theory is the brainwashing
of the locals is a comment on the radical Islamists of today. Or maybe I’m being too deep for a movie
entitled “Alien Outpost”.
GRADE
= C
First time I watched this movie I couldn't make it to the end and regretted shelling out 7 bucks for it. I might give it a second try. Sometimes a movie seems horrible at first and improves on second viewing. (Though some get worse...) - pirateship1982
ReplyDeleteYou saw it in a theater?! I hope you kept that ticket stub - that is one rare sucker!
DeleteDidn't see it in theater. 7 bucks was what I paid for the dvd at Wal Mart. - ps1982
ReplyDeleteI am not sure that's less embarrassing.
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