“Sniper:
Ghost Shooter” is the sixth in the sniper porn Sniper series. The series goes back to 1993 and had some pop
in the early days with the starring of Tom Berenger. Alas, he is no longer a participant in the
series. This movie could have used
him. It was directed by Don Paul and he
brings the same talent that resulted in “Starship Troopers 2”. Basically, if you enjoyed that direct-to-DVD
opus, you will enjoy its kin. And if you
have seen both of them, then you are like me and have an obsession to watch
every war movie ever made and/or you do not have much of a life.
The
movie opens with Muslim terrorist music.
Actors wearing Halloween jihadist
costumes have hostages on a beach.
Out in the open to facilitate snipers.
The terrorist leader insists on a boy behead one of the hostages. A redemption arc begins as Brandon (Chad
Michael Collins) can’t bring himself to take the shot. Someone else has to … and misses! For cinematic reasons, the multiple sniper
teams had not picked targets and all fired at once. The jihadists run around like chickens with
their heads cut off. The snipers
slaughter them and bring in a gun ship for overkill. Some of the dead revive themselves to be
killed again as the body count exceeds the original total of terrorists. It’s that kind of movie.
The
team is given the mission of security for a pipeline in the country of
Georgia. Their first task is to protect
an oil tycoon who is coming to the site.
What genius decided that the best way to protect him is by stationing
sniper teams along the route in? Sure
enough, the convoy gets ambushed by an Afghan baddie named Gasakov and they
can’t do squat. In fact, they lose two
of their own to a “ghost shooter” who somehow has their coordinates. Brandon gets exiled to the mountains for
questioning the mission. This gives him
the chance to meet a charismatic local named Mashkov (Ravil Isyanov) who has a
similar back-story of not being able to shoot a child. Small world.
Brandon joins Mashkov’s crew in an Alamo style defense against
Chechnyens. Many men will die so Brandon
can get off probation and the movie can be longer.
Brandon
goes rogue (is there any other way to go?) to meet Gasakov and find out who the
mole is. He thinks Gasakov will tell
him! Somehow he discovers that the ghost
sniper is tapping into their drones to get the coordinates. Sniper series meets drone warfare. Now it’s back to the power station for an
even more epic Alamo. Going into the
fourth quarter, our snipers are getting their asses whipped. That is about to change.
“Sniper:
Ghost Shooter” is typical sniper porn.
The set pieces are just excuses for slaughter. It is a little unusual that the enemy are
doing most of the sniping until the end.
In fact, our guys do not snipe an enemy at the power station until the
1:30 mark of the movie. They make up for this deficiency in the final act. Hell, the Colonel (Dennis Haystert) gets to
kill some hajjis. Hopefully you like
your sniper movies without realistic tactics.
Team leader Maj. Miller (Billy Zane) sure doesn’t care about
tactics. That might explain the high
mortality for his personnel. Speaking of
rates, the ratio of deaths to woundings is incredibly high. No doctor was needed for this movie. But then that simply makes it a war
movie. The plot tends to be a bit
redundant. There are two last
stands. They fail to get the ghost
shooter twice. Brandon rolls down a hill
twice.
On
the nonsnarky side, the movie is actually not a bad time waster. The acting is fine and the cast is not
bad. Hastert can not appear in an
embarrassing movie. The females have the
biggest balls and one of them gets to die.
Some of the other deaths are unpredictable, too. All the characters are stereotyped, but
fortunately underdeveloped. Brandon
sucks all the development out of the script.
He gets to screw up, go rogue, romance the hot blond spook, and find
redemption. The Bin Laden wannabe is
lame, but Mashkov is cool. The Ravil
Isyanov fan club (of which I am a member) should be happy with his performance. It’s his best work since “Defiance”.
The Sniper series began in 1993. I can
remember that some of my high school boys were really into sniping back
then. Little did I suspect their
demographic would spawn a franchise that would get to a sixth installment (with
a seventh due this year). I am not much
into these penis enlargement exercises, but “Sniper: Ghost Shooter” is not
bad. It is a time waster that does not
leave a bad taste in your mouth.
GRADE
= C-
This does not look like a good movie and not of my taste. I mostly like fiction and romantic movies. However, your review is good about the movie.
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ReplyDeleteOk movie. While I will sit and watch almost anything. I love war films and in particular sniper films. However I was very disappointed that they forget the whole plot line of there being a mole. It is never cleared up if they made this technology themselves or if they were being fed it from a source amongst one of the national services.
ReplyDeleteI was looking for some answers. I
DeleteMaybe I didn’t connected the dots to find out.