In my quest to watch every submarine movie, I forced myself to watch “Submarine Base”. After a u-boat sinks a ship, we find out the Germans were helped by an American gangster turned traitor who provided the torpedoes. (Actually, if the torpedoes were American made, then you could argue he was a hero given the fact that our torpedoes were crap at this stage of the war.) The gangster is named Morgan (Alan Baxter). He picks up the only survivor and would you believe Taggert (John Litel) has a history with Morgan since he was a cop. Taggert is taken to an island where Morgan runs a bar and resort (and a secret torpedo shop). Also trapped on the island is a colorful cast of characters, including five show girls. Hubba, hubba! Ever the cop, Taggert goes snooping around. His efforts could win the war.
This movie starts out terrible, but manages to just be bad. The acting is what you would expect from a 1940s B-movie. The only one in the cast that I recognized was Litel. He was an American who fought with the French army in WWI. He was decorated twice. If you are a baby boomer, you likely would recognize him too because he made more than 200 movies and appeared in many tv series. He was Gen. Sheridan in “They Died With Their Boots On”. “Submarine Base” was a typical low-budget entry on his resume. He managed to keep a straight face through the ridiculous premise. And he got to say this choice line: “I’ll spread that nose all over your face.” Taggert belonged in a film noir. The only positive thing I can say for this movie is that it has an interesting twist at the end. If you want to know what happens, you’ll have to bite the torpedo and waste 65 minutes of your life like I did.
GRADE = D
