Showing posts with label Norman Conquest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Norman Conquest. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

1066: A Year to Conquer England (2017)

 

                I decided to watch a movie to commemorate the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings. Unfortunately, there is no good feature film on the battle. However, my search uncovered this docudrama produced by the BBC. It’s alternate title is “Europe’s Last Warrior Kings” which is certainly not an accurate title (speaking for Henry V), so why they changed it is beyond me. It covers the Norman Conquest leading up to the Battle of Hastings and beyond. But it also covers the lesser known invasion by the Norsemen from Norway that same year. It can be seen in its three 60-minute episodes on YouTube.

                The miniseries is akin to other BBC productions like “Colosseum” and “Rome’s Worst Nightmare” (on Hannibal). These use a format of mixing scenes acted out by actors with historical narration and interviews with historians. In this case, the docudrama covers the year 1066 from Jan. 1 to Christmas Day (when William was crowned). The scenes are identified by the date and how many days until the Battle of Hastings. It starts with an actor portraying King Edward the Confessor on his deathbed. His death initiates a power struggle between three (four if you count Edward’s traitorous brother Tostig) men, each of whom claims the throne. Harold Godwinson (Adam James) is an English noble who takes the crown because of proximity to the king, who he is brother-in-law and advisor to. Plus, being native born, he is the clear choice of the nobility, of whom he is the most powerful. Unfortunately, it is not going to be that simple. Across the North Sea, King Harald Hardrada of Norway (Clive Russell) decides two crowns are better than one. He forms a partnership with Tostig. Meanwhile, across the English Channel in Normandy, Duke William (Ed Stoppard) is incensed because he claims that Edward promised the throne to him and plus Harold had sworn allegiance to him. The series intertwines their three stories.

                “1066” blends several docudrama elements. It uses actors and reenactors to show key events and battles in the story. It has a narrator to give background. It also has popular television historian/host Dan Snow who adds scenes that put history in perspective. These little minidocumentaries cover aspects like medieval weapons and tactics. He brings in an expert to show the effects medieval bows and swords have on a pig carcass, for instance. He has a high school class reenact a shield wall with half the class interlocking shields and the other half trying to push it back by ramming it with their bodies. He goes to actual locations in the narrative and has local historians describe the site at the time of 1066. He also includes a segment on logistics, a branch that is often overlooked in military history. He goes to a bakery to show the type of bread William’s men subsisted on and points out the staggering amount that had to be provided each day. On a similar note, he uses a stable as a backdrop for a discussion on the problem of horse and human waste in an extended encampment.

The series includes the usual talking head historians, but these documentary mainstays are kept at a minimum because of the variety of elements used to tell the tale. One thing I had not seen in other docudramas is it uses three historians who role-play the three claimants. One of them is Tom Holland (I am currently reading his Persian Fire). He gets into the head of William. Harold is played by a female historian (Janina Ramirez).  The trio stand by an animated map which they use to supplement what their character is discussing. It is especially well-used for the battles. It is enlightening to hear what the trio might have been thinking. Some of it is conjecture, of course, but the historians’ interpretations seem logical. For instance, it seems reasonable that William was very frustrated when ill-winds postponed his invasion by months. Naturally, the three historians are emphatic in justifying their man’s actions. This interplay does a good job humanizing the three and allows the production to not take sides. None of the three are without their flaws and frankly they are all dislikeable.  The series uses medieval sources like the Bayeux Tapestry and the recently discovered “Song of the Battle of Hastings” (the earliest surviving account) to highlight different versions of what happened and challenge long held beliefs.

The highlights are the two battles – Stamford Bridge and Hastings. Both use reenactors dressed and armed appropriately. Because of budget constraints, you can not expect “Braveheart”. However, the Battle of Stamford Bridge does have a bridge. CGI is used for larger formations and fleets, but the fighting is the usual humans clanging away. It’s typical slo-mo and bloodless. Both battles start with shield walls, but as in most ancient or medieval movies, this quickly devolves into a more entertaining melee. Even documentaries can’t avoid this, apparently. The series builds to the Battle of Hastings. Curiously, it has some  flaws. Up till this point, the writers had thrown in all the famous anecdotes (like the berserker defending Stamford Bridge by himself), but now some fairly well-known incidents from the battle are left out (e.g., the minstrel who juggled his sword as he made a suicidal attack) and some versions are omitted (e.g., William’s archers being ordered to fire in high arcs). The battle is simplified too much.

People often wonder why there has not been a major motion picture about the Norman Conquest. Good question. It seems that we might be getting one in the next few years as a movie entitled “The Conquest” is in preproduction and a series called “King and Conqueror” is slated for the BBC. We can thank the popularity of “Game of Thrones” for both of those. Better late than never. Until then, you can do worse than watch “1066: A Year to Conquer England” if you want to learn about the Norman Conquest in an entertaining, but factually accurate way.

GRADE  =  A

 

Friday, April 12, 2019

STREAMING: Sword of Vengeance (2015)


                “Sword of Vengeance” is a film by the esteemed Jim Weedon.  It was released in 2015 to less than universal acclaim.  Instead of standing in the long lines at the theater, you can now stream it on Netflix.  Thank God for Netflix!  The movie is historical fiction (heavy emphasis on the fiction) set in the time after the Norman Conquest.  William the Conqueror has sent an army to northern England to carry out a campaign of “furious destruction”.  This is known as the Harrowing.  William’s most feared war lord Earl Devant is responsible for killing 100,000 Saxons.  Boy were his arms tired!  He now rules with his sons Artus (Gianni Giardinelli) and Romain (Edward Akrout).  They are both good boys.  Just kidding.

                In an ominous development, the movie goes to slo-mo in the first minute.  And an amputated hand within two minutes.  A mysterious cloaked stranger called the Shadow Walker (Stanley Weber) has an encounter with some lackeys with predictable results.  It’s very graphic, naturally.  Two men are dead before the severed hand hits the ground.  The Shadow Walker then walks (slow motion) through the woods.  There will be a lot of walking in this movie.

                Artus and Romain don’t get along.  Artus is a bully.  He sends Romain to bring back Shadow Walker’s  head.  The encounter does not go well for Romain who loses an eye.  That’s better than the heads three of his men lose.  Shadow Walker hooks up with a woman named Anna.  They have a slo-mo bonding scene.  This movie would be half as long without the slow motion.  Artus begins a scorched earth program because in the Middle Ages if someone offends you, the peasants have to pay.  A blood spraying melee ensues and Artus is captured.  Romain arrives to negotiate, but the Shadow Walker is not the talkative type.  It looks like daddy will need to get involved.  Defensive preps montage.  In slo-mo.  Bare-chested sword honing.  Flashback – it turns out Durand killed Shadow Walker’s father right in front of him (is there any other way in movies like this?)  Slo-mo sally from the fort.  Durand has brought six berserkers with him just so he can say “release Hell!”  Shadow Walker has to take on four baddies.  Lucky for him, they nicely take him on one at a time.  These prelims lead to the main bout with Durand.  Clang and woosh go the double swords and double axes.  Post script:  the village is being assaulted.  This looks like a job for Shadow Walker.  Handing out weapons and gearing up montage.  They have plenty of time because the enemy is coming in slo-mo.

                “Sword of Vengeance” is slow-moving.  Get it?  In fact, it would be better titled “The Slow Walker”.  It is poorly acted and the characters are all cliché.  The central hero is a dud and so is the main hero.  The dialogue does not help the actors.  If you took a drink every time the Shadow Walker speaks, you’d have only a slight buzz.  If you drank every time he said something intelligible, you’d be completely sober.  There is a butch chick (Anna) who adds some girl power.  It would have been nice if the director had added some color.  The film is close to being black and white.  Does it cost more to be more colorful?  There is a lot of blood splattering, but it’s drab.  All the throat cuttings don’t redden the screen much.  Speaking of which, there is not a lot of variety in the deaths.  Usually in a movie like this the director has a check list of various decapitations and amputations.  Weedon’s list was not long.  The fights are blah, including the climactic duel.  In other words, the movie should have been entertainingly bad.  Instead, it’s just bad.

GRADE  =  D